Friday, March 7, 2008

Zombie Plan

I have come to realize lately that my Zombie plan is not up to date with my present location and affiliations. This is quite a scary thought when I come to think about it. At any moment the earth could become over run with mindless, blood thirsty, flesh devouring, infectious homo sapiens and I am just sitting here completely unprepared for such an event. If anything is apparent when it comes to zombie survival is that the survivors are always the ones who can keep their cool and stick to a solid plan. So I need to evaluate my assets and possible allies then find a location for optimum survival/defense.

I have a really good addition to my new plan and that is the miniature arsenal in my parents closet. My father owns 3 guns and I have 1. He has a 7 mil., a 308 cal. and a 12 gauge shotgun with plenty of shells. I have a 10 .22 long-rifle with one 10 round clip and one 25 round clip with around 250 rounds. Unfortunately .22 is really small so if I had to take down a group zombie I wouldn't feel too safe with just that. Which is why I need more ammo and guns. I have 2 options when it comes to this. Raid the Big 5 sporting goods near my house or somehow get to my uncle Paul's house.

The one place I would want to be when all hell breaks loose is at my uncle Paul's house. Whether it is for Civil war, Communist attack, alien invasion or zombies that is the place to be. The house is nothing in itself, it is it's contents that are awesome. I will start with his front yard. I am pretty sure he owns at least 4 different automobiles and a RV trailer. This is the perfect survival convoy because everything has 4 wheel drive, besides the van, and he is a mechanic so they are all in good shape. Next is his garage. My uncle is a big outdoors-man/hunter so every possible camping/hunting thing you need, he has. The most important being guns. Now i don't think that I have even seen all of them but the ones i have seen are awesome. Off the top of my head would be, 3 shotguns, a couple .22s, several large caliber rifles, .38 revolver, glock-17, and the most important of all a semi-auto AR-15. The AR stands for assault rifle and it is the coolest thing I have ever shot. Oh and did i mention that he can make his own bullets. Thats right. He can recycle used shell casings and make his own freaking BULLETS. Do I even have to mention his incredibly large stockpile of preserved food. My uncle paul is definitely in my Zombie plan.

The next thing that I would need is a group. Allies to stick with through thick and thin. Friends and family are obviously in. After them would be any hopeless people we meet along out way. Then would be the stop by the shooting range near our house for that one crazy guy with crazy guns and mad skills who is strangely the most calm during crisis. Next would be a very attractive girl around 16-17 years old who's family was recently infected and everybody she ever knew or cared about is dead/infected and she needs somebody supportive and caring, who is around her age, to protect and help her get over such a traumatic experience. And possibly a really awesome dog who can sense approaching zombies.

Well I need time to deliberate and analyze all of these conditions to make a solid plan worth following. I hope that you also have a zombie plan if/when that day finally comes. Don't be one of those people running around screaming bloody murder while you doom all those around you with your loudness. Those people are never fun. Well Good luck and stay tuned for any future postings on zombie survival.

4 comments:

Unknown said...

dude steve, you have probably just saved my life. NEVER have i thought about a zombie plan, and shoot, i need one!

maybe when you're here you can assist me and help me take advantage of my resources!

see you soon.

Kevin Foward said...

Landon's a goner.

I realized that living in LA i am pretty much a goner too. The sheer fact that there are so many people here would make for a pretty dire situation. The only hope i could conceive of would be to make it to the ocean and commandeer a small water craft. Although there is an obvious foreseeable problem with this plan...i wouldnt know the first thing about captaining a boat. Another viable option would be to take over one of the Big Blue Busses and make a break for Prescott Valley Arizona.
I suppose Mark would be one of the people i could turn to. Because i am obviously going to have to ditch Alex to the Zombies...obviously. Mark does have a car. Although i see the bus being more suitable to survival and perhaps rescuing more people. Yet, the major problem with a vehicle is going to be getting out of LA. Traffic would be a B. But with the Bus we could pick up Andrew and whoever else might want to take their chances with us, or just me, incase Mark decides to high-tail it to his folks in Las Vegas.
The premier tactic would be to fly out of the Santa Monica Airport...but that is definitely out of the question.
If all else fails. I will get my hands on a weapon and try to mass slaughter as many as i can...eh?

attention to the details said...

I'd like to point out the last line of paragraph 4, the author points out the value and necessity of dogs.

attention to the details said...

He even issues the word "awesome" to describe one...