Showing posts with label Honey Bunches of Oats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Honey Bunches of Oats. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Ode to HBO

Oh my Honey Bunches of Oats!
How I love your sweet, crunchy goodness.
Every morning you await patiently while I sleep.
Every afternoon you are there for me when I awake.
You turn my surly, groggy demeanor into one of bright sunshine.
Your rustle and crackle when being poured into a large bowl makes me smile.
The sloshing gurgle of the 2% as it flows around and over you makes my heart race.
As I mix you slightly with my spoon, I know that our courtship will be over momentarily.
I take a deep breath lift the first glorious spoonful to my mouth and then...heaven.
The delicious flakes and bunches of oats explode in a scrumptious honey blast.
My eyes flutter closed in ecstasy and every other sense fades away.
Almonds, strawberries, peaches or honey roasted.
No matter what you will always be delicious.
Oh, I love your sweet crunchy goodness!
Never go away, my sweet love.

Oh and unlike oatmeal and cheerios, you are good all day long.